- me: *successfully avoids social event* nice
- me: *is really lonely* shit
pictured: me, freshly 14, visiting italy, full of white wine for the first time, ripping off my neck trying to keep my cool as the performer getting closer and closer to me looked for a volunteer
Jake Gyllenhaal at the Women’s March in Washington, D.C.
how can lawyers argue without crying
I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude